Dear Professor Birthday Boy Bob:
Please excuse Glenn from completing his essay, “Keep Crimson Tied: BDSM Themes In Funny Fantasy Anthologies” as he is dead.
Glenn appreciates your understanding that death finally turns out to have an advantage. Rest assured, he will be back to life soon and will contribute between times in the grave.
Tales of the Crimson Keep – Newly Renovated Edition will be on sale in August.