What did Glenn do to make so many people want to kill him?

Nothing, really. Glenn Hauman’s a really nice guy. One of the most prominent members of Crazy 8 Press (and certainly the tallest). Creator and part owner of ComicMix. Willing to give you the shirt off his back, which we saw him do at a convention once. Well-known in the comic book community and various fandoms. Always there when you need some help.

Let’s kill him.

And that’s how he became the target of nearly two dozen of the most demented names in science fiction:

David Gerrold • David Mack • Joe Corallo • Robert Greenberger • Russ Colchamiro • Keith R.A. DeCandido • Dean Scott • Mary Fan • Kathleen O’Shea David • Setsu Uzumé • Lorraine J. Anderson • Hildy Silverman • Aaron Rosenberg • Blair Learn • Brett Hudgins • S. Brady Calhoun • Michael Jan Friedman • Amy Lewanski • Jenifer Purcell Rosenberg • Paul Kupperberg • Peter David

Each of these authors set about to kill Glenn in their own inimitable fashion. Some went bloody. Some went metaphysical. Some went accidental. Some went very, very deliberate. Never has one person been killed by so many. So what are you waiting for? Start reading, and see which is your favorite in the end.

Glenn’s end, that is.

And end . . . and end . . . and end . . .