Finders Keepers: A Tale of Cosmic Lunacy

Finders Keepers: A Tale of Cosmic Lunacy

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Series: Finders Keepers
Genres: Comedy, Science Fiction
Publisher: Crazy 8 Press
Publication Year: 2013
ASIN: B00E8IO4WA
ISBN: 9780998364124

For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Tom Robins, Community, Third Rock from the Sun, Groundhog Day, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Then in the spirit of American Pie meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, pick up your copy of the hilariou...

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About the Book

For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Tom Robins, Community, Third Rock from the Sun, Groundhog Day, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Then in the spirit of American Pie meets Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, pick up your copy of the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy FINDERS KEEPERS today.

On a backpacking trip through Europe, Jason Medley and Theo Barnes stumble through hash bars and hangovers; religious zealots and stalkers; food poisoning and thunderstorms; cute girls; overnight trains; fever-pitch hallucinations — and the spectre of adult responsibility.

But when a jar containing the Universe’s DNA falls from Eternity, these new friends find their loyalties put to the test . . . unaware that a motley crew from another realm is chasing them across the globe, with the fate of the Milky Way hanging in the balance.

Traversing Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, Finders Keepers is a raunchy, sci-fi backpacking comedy that not only tackles friendship, sex, commitment, and desire, but also God, reincarnation — and what really happened to the dinosaurs!

Warning(s):
Finders Keepers is not recommended for people who dislike books that are both fun and funny. And are allergic to the Universe’s DNA — it’s potent stuff. Smells okay, but definitely potent.

This novel contains a few scenes that might be considered naughty. So, yes … there are boobs. We’re not talking Caligula here, but if you are offended by some boinking, or the idea that getting it on is too Pagan, Finders Keepers probably ain’t for you.

Also … there are four letter words throughout these pages. Some readers protest that such language isn’t proper for fiction. Well … too late! Finders Keepers is just that kind of book.

Finally, you may want to sample before buying. The Finders Keepers prologue alone should give you a very good idea of what you’re in for.

About the Author
Russ Colchamiro

Russ Colchamiro is the author of the rollicking space adventure Crossline, the hilarious scifi backpacking comedy Finders Keepers, and the outrageous sequel, Genius de Milo, all with Crazy 8 Press.

Russ lives in West Orange, NJ, with his wife, two children, and crazy dog, Simon, who may in fact be an alien himself. Russ is now at work on the final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy.

As a matter of full disclosure, readers should not be surprised if Russ spontaneously teleports in a blast of white light followed by screaming fluorescent color and the feeling of being swallowed by a tornado. It’s just how he gets around — windier than the bus, but much quicker.

For more on Genius de Milo and Russ’ other wacky tales, you can visit www.russcolchamiro.com, follow him on Twitter @AuthorDudeRuss, and Goodreads, and ‘like’ his Facebook author page. Russ encourages you to email him at authorduderuss@gmail.com.

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