Category Archives: Author’s Spotlight

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Information Highway?

By Paul Kupperberg

ENT-chickenBob Greenberger asked us to write about recent obstacles we’ve faced in our writing, which seemed a fairly easy topic to approach. In writing, as in any creative endeavor, you’re constantly facing obstacles and challenges on every level: Coming up with that fresh approach to an old idea. Creating characters that will be interesting both to you as the writer as well as to your readers. Working out that terrific, wonderful, perfect plot idea. Later on fixing the gaping holes in your terrific, wonderful, perfect plot idea. Shoehorning the story into the allotted page and/or word count. Stretching the story to fill the allotted page and/or word count. Finding a market for your work, preferably one that pays. Finding an editor who answers their phone and replies to emails.

But in the final analysis, none of those are so much problems as “the job.” It’s process stuff. And as everybody’s process is different, and everybody else’s process makes everyone shudder and wonder how the hell the other guy can work that way, my process isn’t going to work for you and vice versa. It’s also boring.

Charlton NeoThough nowhere near as boring as the biggest challenge I think is faced by the majority of independent creators–certainly those of us who have hitched our wagons to Crazy 8 (as well as my comic book indie publishing endeavor, Charlton Neo Comics): Promoting our creative endeavors. That’s the process of all processes and it feels as though creators spend more time talking among themselves about how to sell our work than why and how we do it in the first place.

Do we use Facebook? Twitter? Pinterest? Tumblr? Instagram? Google+? (Okay, just joshing with that one.) Everybody claims theirs is the best way to reach their fans and readers…but are their fans and readers the same as mine? (Looking at the demographics of my followers, I should probably stick to AOL chat rooms.) Whichever of the social medium you go with includes posting, reposting, responding, liking, poking, grinning, pointing, and other time consuming maintenance; often I’ll look up and more than an hour will have gone by with what started as a simple Tweet or Facebook post.

I love my fans, each and every one. Without you, I’m just a creepy guy writing faan fiction in a Cheetos stained t-shirt in someone’s basement. Social media brings writer and reader closer than I ever could have dreamed being with the creators I admired when I was a fan. I never mind answering questions or chatting online with anyone, but keep in mind that the internet is like everyone in the world knows your address and can come knocking at your door at any time. And they often do, most just to say hi, others to request interviews or blurbs (even as I was working on this piece, a friend PM’ed me to ask if I would write an intro to his book) or ask about favorite past projects of mine. It’s both part of the job and a personal pleasure, but it’s often a challenge to balance the relationships and the time spent nurturing them. And, let’s face it, as someone who sits locked away in a room by himself most of the day, the cyber-human contact is often the only thing between me and cabin fever madness.

While I’ve done any number of jobs in publishing on everything from tabloid newspapers to comic books to books, I’ve always considered myself a writer first and foremost. And, keeping in mind that I began my writing career at a time when all we had were typewriters and telephones, the internet and social media are something of a blessing and a curse to me…not to mention as baffling as a battery powered beard trimmer would be to a caveman, who not only wouldn’t understand how it worked but why such a thing was even needed.

But like that chicken crossing the road, all I want to do is get to the other side.

Of the obstacle, not the road.

Retweet this or poke me or whatever if you get what I’m saying.

What I’m Working on: Michael Jan Friedman

JLS_2839Remember the TV show Cheers? I hope so. I’d hate to think I was the only one taking notes back in the 80s.

Anyway, there was this episode in which Sam the barkeep lends serving maid Diane $500 to buy a first edition of Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises. Great episode for a lot of reasons, but what I recall most clearly about it is how steamed Sam gets when Diane takes her time paying him back, especially when she keeps on buying little luxuries for herself. Like lobster salad. How, Sam asks, can she treat herself to lobster salad when she’s yet to pay him back a dime?

And me, I’m asking the same question. Diane’s got an obligation, after all. She has to discharge that obligation before she spends money on anything else. Come on, Diane, I’m thinking, give the guy a break. Pay him back.

Which is where Lost Days comes in.

Lost Days is a young adult novel I’m writing that turns on the ten days Pope Gregory eliminated (yeah, just like that–he was, after all, the Pope) to pull a bunch of holidays back into place before he instituted the Gregorian Calendar. (In October of 1582. You can look it up.)

So it was a clerical move. Or was it?

The fantasy writer in me has to wonder…what could have happened in those ten days that was so horrific Pope Gregory had to eliminate them? And thereby hangs my tale.

I actually started writing it last summer. You know, tinkering with it, writing a passage here and there. About the same time, I ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund its publication. Good and generous people came from all over the globe to back Lost Days. It felt good. I wanted to give them the best book I was capable of writing. And I wanted to do it by February of 2015.

That’s what I told them I would do. Just like Diane told Sam she would pay him back that $500.

Well, it’s April and Lost Days is taking longer than I thought. It’s a historical fantasy, after all, and that means a lot of research. And, of course, I don’t want to cheap out on the veracity. As I said, I want this to be the best book I can write.

The problem is…once a month, I play cards. And I go to a movie occasionally, though not nearly as often as I’d like. And God help me, I’ve got a barbecue on Sunday. And while I’m playing cards (losing mostly, but that’s neither here nor there), and sitting in the movies, and gnawing on that perfectly grilled rib, I’m thinking I should be writing.

All those people showed their faith in me by supporting Lost Days. I should be pounding away at my keyboard 24-7. I’ve got an obligation to discharge. Which means I can’t enjoy anything, and I mean anything, until I finish this book.

So, to answer our Crazy 8 theme-question of the month, what am I working on? Lost Days, dognabit. And I swear not to pig out on lobster salad till I’m finished.

 

What I’m Working on: Peter David

021Greetings to all my Crazy 8 fans.  Been a while since I’ve taken the time to say hi.  I thought I’d bring you up to speed on what’s been going on in my life creatively.

Things have been exceedingly busy, which regrettably has taken time away from my Crazy 8 activities.  For instance, we have regained the rights to the Sir Apropos of Nothing books.  For those of you who haven’t had the chance to experience the adventures of Apropos—a snarky aspiring knight who was born to a tavern wench, lame of leg but sharp of wit—you’re going to have a great time meeting him. There are currently three books in the series, and I am working on a fourth one in which Apropos finds himself in Egypt (or the Apropos equivalent of it) wherein he accidentally frees the Jews and unleashes a mummy’s curse.  The title?  Pyramid Schemes.  I will endeavor to have it out for you this year.

At the moment, though, I am finishing the third of three Star Trek: New Frontier novellas.  Entitled The Returned, they will be coming out in July, August and September of this year as ebooks, followed by a collection of them in a single print novel.  We’ll be picking up exactly where we left off in Blind Man’s Bluff some years ago, and I hope it will be worth the wait.

I’ve also completed my first Halo novel.  In Hunters in the Dark, something has triggered the Halos to detonate, and our heroes must trek to the damaged Ark to discover a way of shutting them down.  I desperately argued to call it Raiders of the Lost Ark, but couldn’t convince them to go for it.

Meanwhile my Marvel work continues as I’m writing two comics that are part of the Secret Wars crossover:  Future Imperfect, focusing on the return of the Maestro (the future Hulk who has crossed over to the dark side) and 2099 featuring the introduction of the 2099 Avengers.  I hope you’ll all be on board for that.

So all is going well and is quite busy here at Casa David, and I hope you’ll be there later this year when we release our short story collection, Pangaea.  It promises to be exciting.  And excitement is what we’re all about here at Crazy 8.

What I’m Working On: Russ Colchamiro

RussFunShot01-PPIt is totally ‘go time’ for Genius de Milo, the sequel to Finders Keepers.

The print version is finished, produced, and ready. The e-book is juuuuust about there.

I’m also in the process of lining up various convention appearances, book reviews, and blog posts to promote the newest book in my sci-fi backpacking trilogy, and if all goes according to plan, Genius de Milo will be officially launched within two more weeks.

So how’s that for busy?!

I’m also taking lots of notes for the third and final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy, which I’m hoping to have in your hands next year. So when Genius de Milo hits the stands, you can be rest assured that there’s more coming right behind it.

In between I’ll be writing my contribution to the Crazy 8 Press anthology Pangaea, spearheaded by our illustrious co-founder Michael Jan Friedman, who presided over the successful (woo hoo!!) Kickstarter campaign funding our project.

Genius de Milo Front Cover for WebBut for me it’s pretty much all cosmic lunacy all the time, with the Finders Keepers trilogy consuming most of my writing hours.

Once I have my convention schedule nailed down I’ll make a separate post about that, but so far it looks like I’ve got at least three appearances on tap so far, with hopefully a few more to follow.

I’d love to tell you more, but I seem to have misplaced that jar containing the Universe’s DNA, and if I don’t find it quick it’s bound to unravel the galaxy yet again.

You’d think I would have learned my lesson by now, but then, what fun would that be?

 

 

 

Spotlight on our Author Spotlights

Pangaea titlePart of the fun of running a Kickstarter campaign for our Pangaea anthology is writing Author Spotlights. I know, they sound like they’d be a chore. But they’re not. Really.

The reason is as I’m writing them, I’m also marveling at the talent we’ve assembled to explore Pangaea–a super-continent on which mankind lives and always has lived, according to our unique sci fi alternate reality. You’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty good list.

Christian-Kane-The-Librarians-3_0Our first spotlight was on Geoffrey Thorne, a multi-talented fellow who was a successful actor before he became a TV writer and a damned good one. His current assignment is to co-produce The Librarians. Yeah, those Librarians. The man’s also got a voice like an angel, for what that’s worth.

Next we profiled Michael A. Burstein, who writes the kind of brilliant science fiction that Isaac Asimov would be proud of. Michael’s been nominated for so many Hugos and Nebulas, he’s lost count of them. Well, almost. And his story I Remember The Future is now an award-winning indie film.

BuffaloThen there’s Lawrence M. Schoen, a professor of psycholinguistics (yeah, that’s a thing, apparently) and one of the foremost Terran experts on the Klingon language. By the way, he’s also been nominated for a Nebula award for the third year in a row, which doesn’t happen too often these days.

Next up? Don’t tell anyone, but his initials just might be Paul Kupperberg. And he just might be the guy who (SPOILER ALERT) killed Archie. Or that might be a nasty rumor…Death of Archie variant

If you’re half as excited as I am to see what these guys are planning for Pangaea, head over to our Kickstarter website and see what the fuss is all about. You might even want to click on the Tuckerization reward that earns you the right to name a character in one of their stories.

If not, there are a whole bunch of other goodies you can wrangle. You know, like autographed books and such. Something for everyone.

Here’s the link so you can be part of the fun.

See you in Pangaea, all right?

Take three DuckBobs and call me in the morning!

No, that wasn’t it. Hang on . . . DuckBob takes three in the morning and never calls!

Still not right.

Oh, wait, I remember now—it’s DuckBob, Take Three!

That’s right, if you loved No Small Bills and Too Small for Tall, and have been tearing out your hair in despair because there weren’t any more stories about everyone’s favorite alien-altered, duckheaded bloke, your prayers have been answered! Because the third DuckBob novel is now here! DuckBob is back, along with Tall, Ned, Mary, and a whole host of other wacky characters. See what happens to DuckBob’s job! Learn why Ned sounds like he’s from Brooklyn! Meet DuckBob’s family! And more!

Want more info? Check out the back cover copy:

Bob Spinowitz was an Coinkydinks coverCaverage guy—until aliens abducted him and gave him the head of a duck. Then they asked “DuckBob” to save the universe, since their modifications meant he could. Talk about a backhanded compliment!

Amazingly, though, DuckBob did it. And thus became Guardian of the Matrix, which protects the cosmos from further invasion—as long as he’s plugged in. Literally.

But alien techie pal Ned just made the Matrix User Interface wireless. Suddenly, DuckBob is free again—the whole universe is at his alien-altered, webbed feet! Only problem is, could being unplugged mean he’s out of a job?

As a pick-me-up, Ned takes DuckBob to his homeworld—which looks just like Brooklyn. Odd changes are afoot there, however—ones with potentially cosmic repercussions. Soon DuckBob finds himself struggling to stay alive. And to find lunch, which is equally important.

Can DuckBob conquer his doubt, rein in his freedom, and help save Ned’s world? Or will our avian-esque hero’s first unrestricted flight be the last—not just for him but for us all?

Three Small Coinkydinks (330 pages, $4.99 epub/$14.99 trade paperback) is now available in print and epub formats. Get your copy today and start laughing all over again!