Category Archives: Author’s Spotlight

What I’m Working on: Michael Jan Friedman

JLS_2839Remember the TV show Cheers? I hope so. I’d hate to think I was the only one taking notes back in the 80s.

Anyway, there was this episode in which Sam the barkeep lends serving maid Diane $500 to buy a first edition of Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises. Great episode for a lot of reasons, but what I recall most clearly about it is how steamed Sam gets when Diane takes her time paying him back, especially when she keeps on buying little luxuries for herself. Like lobster salad. How, Sam asks, can she treat herself to lobster salad when she’s yet to pay him back a dime?

And me, I’m asking the same question. Diane’s got an obligation, after all. She has to discharge that obligation before she spends money on anything else. Come on, Diane, I’m thinking, give the guy a break. Pay him back.

Which is where Lost Days comes in.

Lost Days is a young adult novel I’m writing that turns on the ten days Pope Gregory eliminated (yeah, just like that–he was, after all, the Pope) to pull a bunch of holidays back into place before he instituted the Gregorian Calendar. (In October of 1582. You can look it up.)

So it was a clerical move. Or was it?

The fantasy writer in me has to wonder…what could have happened in those ten days that was so horrific Pope Gregory had to eliminate them? And thereby hangs my tale.

I actually started writing it last summer. You know, tinkering with it, writing a passage here and there. About the same time, I ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund its publication. Good and generous people came from all over the globe to back Lost Days. It felt good. I wanted to give them the best book I was capable of writing. And I wanted to do it by February of 2015.

That’s what I told them I would do. Just like Diane told Sam she would pay him back that $500.

Well, it’s April and Lost Days is taking longer than I thought. It’s a historical fantasy, after all, and that means a lot of research. And, of course, I don’t want to cheap out on the veracity. As I said, I want this to be the best book I can write.

The problem is…once a month, I play cards. And I go to a movie occasionally, though not nearly as often as I’d like. And God help me, I’ve got a barbecue on Sunday. And while I’m playing cards (losing mostly, but that’s neither here nor there), and sitting in the movies, and gnawing on that perfectly grilled rib, I’m thinking I should be writing.

All those people showed their faith in me by supporting Lost Days. I should be pounding away at my keyboard 24-7. I’ve got an obligation to discharge. Which means I can’t enjoy anything, and I mean anything, until I finish this book.

So, to answer our Crazy 8 theme-question of the month, what am I working on? Lost Days, dognabit. And I swear not to pig out on lobster salad till I’m finished.

 

What I’m Working on: Peter David

021Greetings to all my Crazy 8 fans.  Been a while since I’ve taken the time to say hi.  I thought I’d bring you up to speed on what’s been going on in my life creatively.

Things have been exceedingly busy, which regrettably has taken time away from my Crazy 8 activities.  For instance, we have regained the rights to the Sir Apropos of Nothing books.  For those of you who haven’t had the chance to experience the adventures of Apropos—a snarky aspiring knight who was born to a tavern wench, lame of leg but sharp of wit—you’re going to have a great time meeting him. There are currently three books in the series, and I am working on a fourth one in which Apropos finds himself in Egypt (or the Apropos equivalent of it) wherein he accidentally frees the Jews and unleashes a mummy’s curse.  The title?  Pyramid Schemes.  I will endeavor to have it out for you this year.

At the moment, though, I am finishing the third of three Star Trek: New Frontier novellas.  Entitled The Returned, they will be coming out in July, August and September of this year as ebooks, followed by a collection of them in a single print novel.  We’ll be picking up exactly where we left off in Blind Man’s Bluff some years ago, and I hope it will be worth the wait.

I’ve also completed my first Halo novel.  In Hunters in the Dark, something has triggered the Halos to detonate, and our heroes must trek to the damaged Ark to discover a way of shutting them down.  I desperately argued to call it Raiders of the Lost Ark, but couldn’t convince them to go for it.

Meanwhile my Marvel work continues as I’m writing two comics that are part of the Secret Wars crossover:  Future Imperfect, focusing on the return of the Maestro (the future Hulk who has crossed over to the dark side) and 2099 featuring the introduction of the 2099 Avengers.  I hope you’ll all be on board for that.

So all is going well and is quite busy here at Casa David, and I hope you’ll be there later this year when we release our short story collection, Pangaea.  It promises to be exciting.  And excitement is what we’re all about here at Crazy 8.

What I’m Working On: Russ Colchamiro

RussFunShot01-PPIt is totally ‘go time’ for Genius de Milo, the sequel to Finders Keepers.

The print version is finished, produced, and ready. The e-book is juuuuust about there.

I’m also in the process of lining up various convention appearances, book reviews, and blog posts to promote the newest book in my sci-fi backpacking trilogy, and if all goes according to plan, Genius de Milo will be officially launched within two more weeks.

So how’s that for busy?!

I’m also taking lots of notes for the third and final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy, which I’m hoping to have in your hands next year. So when Genius de Milo hits the stands, you can be rest assured that there’s more coming right behind it.

In between I’ll be writing my contribution to the Crazy 8 Press anthology Pangaea, spearheaded by our illustrious co-founder Michael Jan Friedman, who presided over the successful (woo hoo!!) Kickstarter campaign funding our project.

Genius de Milo Front Cover for WebBut for me it’s pretty much all cosmic lunacy all the time, with the Finders Keepers trilogy consuming most of my writing hours.

Once I have my convention schedule nailed down I’ll make a separate post about that, but so far it looks like I’ve got at least three appearances on tap so far, with hopefully a few more to follow.

I’d love to tell you more, but I seem to have misplaced that jar containing the Universe’s DNA, and if I don’t find it quick it’s bound to unravel the galaxy yet again.

You’d think I would have learned my lesson by now, but then, what fun would that be?

 

 

 

Spotlight on our Author Spotlights

Pangaea titlePart of the fun of running a Kickstarter campaign for our Pangaea anthology is writing Author Spotlights. I know, they sound like they’d be a chore. But they’re not. Really.

The reason is as I’m writing them, I’m also marveling at the talent we’ve assembled to explore Pangaea–a super-continent on which mankind lives and always has lived, according to our unique sci fi alternate reality. You’ve got to admit, it’s a pretty good list.

Christian-Kane-The-Librarians-3_0Our first spotlight was on Geoffrey Thorne, a multi-talented fellow who was a successful actor before he became a TV writer and a damned good one. His current assignment is to co-produce The Librarians. Yeah, those Librarians. The man’s also got a voice like an angel, for what that’s worth.

Next we profiled Michael A. Burstein, who writes the kind of brilliant science fiction that Isaac Asimov would be proud of. Michael’s been nominated for so many Hugos and Nebulas, he’s lost count of them. Well, almost. And his story I Remember The Future is now an award-winning indie film.

BuffaloThen there’s Lawrence M. Schoen, a professor of psycholinguistics (yeah, that’s a thing, apparently) and one of the foremost Terran experts on the Klingon language. By the way, he’s also been nominated for a Nebula award for the third year in a row, which doesn’t happen too often these days.

Next up? Don’t tell anyone, but his initials just might be Paul Kupperberg. And he just might be the guy who (SPOILER ALERT) killed Archie. Or that might be a nasty rumor…Death of Archie variant

If you’re half as excited as I am to see what these guys are planning for Pangaea, head over to our Kickstarter website and see what the fuss is all about. You might even want to click on the Tuckerization reward that earns you the right to name a character in one of their stories.

If not, there are a whole bunch of other goodies you can wrangle. You know, like autographed books and such. Something for everyone.

Here’s the link so you can be part of the fun.

See you in Pangaea, all right?

Take three DuckBobs and call me in the morning!

No, that wasn’t it. Hang on . . . DuckBob takes three in the morning and never calls!

Still not right.

Oh, wait, I remember now—it’s DuckBob, Take Three!

That’s right, if you loved No Small Bills and Too Small for Tall, and have been tearing out your hair in despair because there weren’t any more stories about everyone’s favorite alien-altered, duckheaded bloke, your prayers have been answered! Because the third DuckBob novel is now here! DuckBob is back, along with Tall, Ned, Mary, and a whole host of other wacky characters. See what happens to DuckBob’s job! Learn why Ned sounds like he’s from Brooklyn! Meet DuckBob’s family! And more!

Want more info? Check out the back cover copy:

Bob Spinowitz was an Coinkydinks coverCaverage guy—until aliens abducted him and gave him the head of a duck. Then they asked “DuckBob” to save the universe, since their modifications meant he could. Talk about a backhanded compliment!

Amazingly, though, DuckBob did it. And thus became Guardian of the Matrix, which protects the cosmos from further invasion—as long as he’s plugged in. Literally.

But alien techie pal Ned just made the Matrix User Interface wireless. Suddenly, DuckBob is free again—the whole universe is at his alien-altered, webbed feet! Only problem is, could being unplugged mean he’s out of a job?

As a pick-me-up, Ned takes DuckBob to his homeworld—which looks just like Brooklyn. Odd changes are afoot there, however—ones with potentially cosmic repercussions. Soon DuckBob finds himself struggling to stay alive. And to find lunch, which is equally important.

Can DuckBob conquer his doubt, rein in his freedom, and help save Ned’s world? Or will our avian-esque hero’s first unrestricted flight be the last—not just for him but for us all?

Three Small Coinkydinks (330 pages, $4.99 epub/$14.99 trade paperback) is now available in print and epub formats. Get your copy today and start laughing all over again!

 

How I Met the Author – Russ Colchamiro

C8 Farpoint 2014 panel 2It was PhilCon, a convention that is, ironically, held in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. I was there for the first time, one of several author guests, and in between panels I was wandering the dealers’ room. I checked out the various tables, admiring weapons and memorabilia and other geek merchandise, but not surprisingly most of my attention went to the books. Not those sold by booksellers as much as the ones offered by authors and small presses. Those I stopped to examine more closely, looking over the covers, reading the back copy, flipping through the interiors. I’m a graphic designer and a book layout artists as well as a writer, so on the one hand I was looking at the books for their production value, but I was also curious what other people were writing around me.

One table had only a single book available, but its cover was enough to intrigue me—it was a frenetic scene, showing several figures pushing and shoving and climbing over each other in front of an island sunset, each striving for a glowing jar that floated just out of reach. Finders Keepers, the cover proclaimed. “A novel by Russ Colchamiro.”

Russ Farpoint 2014I could only assume that the man facing me across the table was Mr. Colchamiro himself.

“How’s it going?” he asked me. About my height, he looked to be about my age as well, just a little gray starting to show in his short dark hair, and seemed friendly enough.

“Not bad,” I answered, which was the truth. I was enjoying the con so far. “You?”

“Pretty good.” He waved at the book. “Want me to tell you about it?”

“Absolutely.” It’s always fun to hear authors talk about their own work—who would know it better, after all?

So tell me about it he did. Finders Keepers was a science fiction comedy, he explained, about a pair of backpackers who meet and become buddies but also become embroiled in a madcap treasure hunt for a jar containing the very building blocks of the universe. A jar several other interested parties are also seeking.

Okay, sounds like fun.

“I write SF comedy, too,” I told him. Which intrigued him, so I told him about my novel No Small Bills, starring DuckBob Spinowitz, so named because aliens had abducted him and given him the head of a duck, and how in the book he gets tasked with trying to save the universe.

We then commiserated a bit about trying to sell SF comedy, and how hard it was to get books like that to the readers who wanted them. Fans were always saying how much they liked humorous SF, but for some reason publishers and editors didn’t seem to hear them, which meant nobody was marketing such books and thus most readers thought there simply weren’t any humorous SF novels out there.

FKfrontcover“You from around here?” Russ asked me eventually. By this point we were on a first-name basis.

“No, New York,” I answered. “You?”

“Same.” We were both pleased at the coincidence.

“Hey, I have lunch with some other writer buddies once a week,” I told him. “You should stop by.”

“Yeah? That’d be great,” he agreed. We both knew that writing tends to be a solitary occupation, so it’s nice to find other writers to hang out with and talk with. Who else is going to understand the long hours we spend staring at the screen, trying to make the words come out right?

That was almost two years ago now. Russ has become not only a good friend but also a partner here at Crazy 8. I’ve helped him re-release Finders Keepers, and release his second novel, the parallel-universe action-adventure Crossline. He and I still talk about how hard it is to write and market SF comedy, and we’re working together to get more people aware not only of our own books but also of other humorous novels in the genre.

And somewhere I picture his characters Jason and Theo and DuckBob, bumping into each other by chance. I hope, if that happened, that they’d get along as well as Russ and I do.

I like to think they would.