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New Book! Genius de Milo from Author Russ Colchamiro

Crazy 8 Press Author Russ Colchamiro
Instigates More Cosmic Lunacy with ‘Genius de Milo’

–Second novel in ‘Finders Keepers’ comedic sci-fi trilogy pits
bumbling backpacking heroes against Milo, the Universe’s ultimate gremlin–

NEW YORK, NY – APRIL 6, 2015 — Crazy 8 Press has once again set author Russ Colchamiro loose upon the Universe with his latest novel, Genius de Milo, the long-anticipated sequel to his sci-fi backpacking comedy Finders Keepers.

In the spirit of Midnight Run meets The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Colchamiro’s bumbling backpackers Jason Medley and Theo Barnes are back again in Genius de Milo, the second book in the trilogy.

Genius de Milo Front Cover for WebAfter barely surviving a tale of cosmic lunacy across Europe, New Zealand, and the backbone of Eternity, they now find that the Earth is fluxing in and out of existence, Theo’s twin girls are teleporting, and Jason can’t tell which version of his life is real. And all because of Milo, the Universe’s ultimate gremlin.

Joined by the mysterious Jamie — a down-and-out hotel clerk from Eternity — Jason and Theo reunite on a frantic, cross-country chase across America, praying they can retrieve a radioactive jar that contains the Universe’s DNA, circumvent Milo, and save the Earth from irrevocable disaster.

Genius de Milo has shifted mostly to the U.S., and because it comes from Russ, there’s also a lot going on in Eternity, the cosmic realm where the Universe is created,” explains Crazy 8 Press co-founder Robert Greenberger. “The Finders Keepers sci-fi backpacking series gives readers another thrilling world and cast of characters to visit from the minds at Crazy 8 Press.”

New and returning readers to the Finders Keepers series can jump right in, as Colchamiro wrote Genius de Milo so that it works on three levels: as a satisfying, self-contained novel; as the second novel in the Finders Keepers trilogy that both continues and enhances the overall narrative and individual story arcs; and as a launch pad for the final, forthcoming novel that will conclude the trilogy.

RussFunShot01-PPGenius de Milo is for fans of authors such as Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and Christopher Moore, and movies and TV shows such as Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Hot Tub Time Machine, Time Bandits, Quantum Leap, Northern Exposure, and Third Rock from the Sun.

Genius de Milo is available for purchase in e-book and paperback formats:

ISBN: 978-0692395738

To arrange a book signing or interview, contact Russ Colchamiro at authorduderuss@gmail.com.

View the Finders Keepers animated book trailer here.

About Crazy 8 Press
Crazy 8 Press is a team of best-selling, award-winning sci-fi & fantasy authors creating new fiction. A mix of SF/F action, adventure, comedy, mystery, and mythology from Peter David, Michael Jan Friedman, Robert Greenberger, Glenn Hauman, Aaron Rosenberg, Russ Colchamiro, and Paul Kupperberg. For more information visit www.crazy8press.com, and follow them on Twitter @crazy8press.

About Russ Colchamiro
Russ Colchamiro is the author of the rollicking space adventure Crossline, the hilarious science fiction backpacking comedy Finders Keepers, and the outrageous sequel Genius de Milo, all with Crazy 8 Press. Russ lives in West Orange, NJ, with his wife, two children, and crazy dog, Simon, who may in fact be an alien himself.

Russ is now at work on the final book in the Finders Keepers trilogy. As a matter of full disclosure, readers should not be surprised if Russ spontaneously teleports in a blast of white light followed by screaming fluorescent color and the feeling of being swallowed by a tornado. It’s just how he gets around.

For more on Genius de Milo, Finders Keepers, and Russ’ other books, you can visit www.russcolchamiro.com, follow him on Twitter @AuthorDudeRuss, and ‘like’ his Facebook author page at www.facebook.com/RussColchamiroAuthor.

What I’m Working On: Paul Kupperberg

DivineTalesCover 600dpiWhat am I working on?

A better question is: What aren’t I working on!

The life of a freelance writer is cyclical to say the least. Sometimes we’re the ones chasing after the editors for work…and sometimes the editors are the ones chasing us for the work we’ve promised to deliver. If you had asked me what I was working on a few months back, I would have answered, “Perfecting my thumb twiddling technique.” But the new year has brought with it new prospects and, huzzah huzzah!, new projects.

Crazy 8 Press-wise, the big news is Pangaea, an anthology featuring all-new stories some of science fiction’s most inventive writers (and me), including Michael Burstein, Adam-Troy Castro, Russ Colchamiro, Peter David, Michael Jan Friedman, Robert Greenberger, Glenn Hauman, Kelly Meding, Aaron Rosenberg, Lawrence M. Schoen, Geoffrey Thorne, Dayton Ward, and Kevin Dilmore. After a successful Kickstater campaign (thank you, everybody!), it’s time to get down to writing out stories.

paulheadshot1Following that, fellow co-creators Bob Greenberger and Aaron Rosenberg and I are about to embark on a series of solo novels set in the world of ReDeus, the Earth where the gods of all the pantheons of all the world have returned and are demanding worship. Bob’s working on the outline for his, the first of the books, and things are shaping up nicely. And, of course, I continue to try and make time to work on an original mystery novel that I’ve got started. But between now and then, I’m putting the finishing touches on a Crazy 8 collection of my short stories for (just one or two more short-shorts to complete) that will be out by this summer. And I’m preparing a book to print a bunch of my old unpublished comic book scripts

Elsewhere, I’m contributing to yet another prose anthology, this one featuring a major motion picture franchise. The proposal is making its way through publisher and movie studio, but look for an announcement soon. I’ve also got a couple of original Young Adult novels floating around with editors…but see my earlier “chasing after the editors” comment, above, for where those currently stand.

SecRom_1-Print-CoverI’ve also started working with Joe Books on graphic novel adaptations of Disney movies, including (so far) 101 Dalmatians, Aladdin, and The Little Mermaid. Zippity-doo-dah!

In the comic book world, not only do I still pen the occasional short story for Archie Comics (while talking to them about possible new ongoing projects), but I’ve got my hands full with my duties as executive editor of and writer for the new Charlton Neo Press, a really small indie comics publishing concern with Roger McKenzie and Mort Todd. We’ve got a few books up and running, including The Charlton Arrow (#4 is in production!), Charlton Wild Frontier, and the first issue of my two-issue Paul Kupperberg’s Secret Romances, with several more titles in the works. In addition to a bunch of one-off anthology stories, I’m also writing several series: “Digger” Graves: Paranormal Investigator with artist Andrew Mitchell, Blank with artist Rick Burchett, and The Scarry Squad with Dev Madden. We also have the new subscription Pix-C Weekly Web Comics website, which features new episodes of new (and a few reprinted) comic strips, including my own N.E.O. with P.D. Angel Gabriele, and the upcoming Gorillas & Dinosaurs, with an artist to be determined.

11047110_792793870800312_1993970007_nBeyond the world of entertainment, I’ve been discussing a variety of jobs over the last few months with an array of clients in assorted fields (marketing, promotion, advertising). And, in the general philosophy of “it never rains but it pours,” several of these little buggers are threatening to become real as well.

So. What am I working on?

Everything. Just not fast enough.

Isn’t it great?

Welcome to Pangaea

Pangaea Cover V2 (Large)Throughout history, mankind has lived on many continents. In fact, our diversity as a species has been shaped by this fact. But imagine if we had all grown up on a single continent–a supercontinent, if you will.

There have actually been at least four such supercontinents since the birth of our planet. The one you’re probably familiar with is the most recent of them: Pangaea. Of course, Pangaea split up long before mankind’s first ancestor reared his head.

But…what if humanity had evolved before Pangaea split up? What if a supercontinent was all we had ever known?

It’s an interesting question. Interesting enough, we decided here at Crazy 8 Press, to make it the basis for an anthology. And what more appropriate name for this anthology than Pangaea?

But we didn’t want to hog the idea. So we opened up this anthology to some of the most vital imaginations in science fiction and fantasy. Imaginations like those of Michael A. Burstein, Adam-Troy Castro, Lawrence M. Schoen, Geoffrey Thorne, Kelly Meding, and the team of Dayton Ward & Kevin Dilmore.

Pangaea titleTogether, we’re creating a world that’s familiar in some ways and remarkably alien in others. A world we trust you’ll enjoy.

And to make it all possible, we’re asking for your help via a Kickstarter campaign. Check it out. See if it’s something you’d like to support–in return, of course, for a host of really nifty rewards.

We hope that you, like us, will want to be an enduring part of Pangaea.

Hey Kids, Comics! Comes to Kindle and Audiobooks

hey kids, comicsCrazy 8 Press sees its first audiobook and what better title to work with than Rob Kelley’s loving trip down memory lane, Hey Kids, Comics!? The book and its three dozen or so essays talks about our personal love affair with comic books, from collecting them to storing and trading them. There’s a nice, diverse assortment of writers and finally, the book is now available as a Kindle eBook or an audiobook, narrated by Ross Landy.

As Rob writes at his blog, he is soliciting and collecting essays for a second must-read volume. But first, check out this book.

Character Issues

By Paul Kupperberg

 Created by me (with John Byrne and Steve Irwin), owned and © DC Comics

Created by me (with John Byrne and Steve Irwin), owned and © DC Comics

Recently, Bob Greenberger wrote about the satisfaction of creating and writing a recurring character of his own and that got me to thinking about characters I’ve worked on in my career. Having spent more than a little of the past forty years laboring in the comic book field, a majority of the stories I’ve written were about OPCs (Other People’s Characters), from the Atom and Archie to Superman and Scooby Doo. I’ve never had a problem with that; as a lifelong comic book fan, I was always happy to get my paws on the classic characters I grew up reading. But a writer comes to these established and long running characters weighed down by the character’s baggage, allowed to bring to them a certain limited amount of individual interpretation but always bound by what came before…and with full knowledge that no matter what story they tell, things have to be reset to the status quo when they’re done.

Still, along the way, I managed to create a few new additions to the DC Universe of characters. A sorcerer here, a spy agency there, a science fiction hero way out there in deep space…but though I created them, they aren’t really mine. Mainstream corporate comics operate (for the most part) under the work-made-for-hire provision of copyright law, meaning that the corporation is considered the legal “author” of the work. The actual creators have some (small) equity in the creation, but no real control over its destiny or use. The editor, as representative of the “author,” has more control over the character than does the creator and the corporation is free to make whatever changes or alterations it deems necessary.

I’ve also written a considerable number of words in prose for OPCs, including the Green Hornet, the Lone Ranger, Star Trek, Doctor Who, the Avenger, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, the Hulk, Archie, Powerpuff Girls, and others, and I’ve enjoyed them all. But, again, these characters were all well established before I got to them and I was obliged to leave them pretty much as I found them once I’m done. As much fun as I’ve had with all the neat toys in those different sandboxes, I always knew they belonged to someone else and that when I went home at the end of the day, I had to leave them where I had found them for the next writer to play with.

The difference between writing OPCs and your own creation is the same as the difference between running a race with and without leg irons. In corporate comics or prose featuring licensed properties, you’re hobbled by the rules of the characters’ owners. But with your own characters, you’re free to run like the wind, limited only by your own imagination.

And, thanks to the paradigm shift in publishing I wrote about last month, I’m free to write my characters, my way. Of course, I was always free to write the stories…I just wouldn’t necessarily have had a venue in which to publish them so someone other than myself could actually read them. But thanks to Crazy 8 Press (and Charlton Neo for comics projects), now I do. And what I write remains mine, to do with as I wish and retain full rights to them should I ever be lucky enough to have any of them optioned for licensing or other media.

Created by me and Rick Burchett and owned and © me and Rick Burchett
Now: Created by me and Rick Burchett…and owned and © me and Rick Burchett

Maybe corporate comics and book publishing can offer me greater exposure (although neither seems to be offering much these days in the way of anything except to the Big Names who can sell Big Numbers), but they take away much more by what they demand in exchange for the privilege of being published by them. Junker George and F.B.I. Special Agent Irwin Benjamin in the ReDeus stories, shabby and put upon little Weekly World News investigative reporter Leo Persky in a quartet of tales (previously published in R. Allen Leider’s Hellfire Lounge anthology series and soon to be included in my upcoming Crazy 8 collection of short stories, In My Shorts: Hitler’s Bellhop and Other Stories), the comics characters Blank and Neo (and others to follow) in various Neo publications…mine, mine, mine, all mine.

As Janice Joplin sang, “freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose,” but in this instance, I think it means everything to gain.

Inspiration

Innovation_Inspiration_600_400_70_c1_center_center_0_0_1You know inspiration, right? It’s that thing you wait for patiently, hour after hour, hoping it’ll sit next to you and whisper sweet nothings and turn that blank screen into a bestseller. In the meantime, your keyboard grows cobwebs Shelob would be proud of.

Literally, inspiration means something that’s “breathed into” you, presumably from the lungs of a great and benevolent deity. No doubt, one who can’t wait to read your next book. And where are deities? Way up high. Mount Olympos. Asgard. Heaven. Something along those lines.
So, like lightning, inspiration strikes from above. Except…lightning doesn’t strike from above. At least, not the part that we can see. The whole lightning process starts when a negative charge builds up in a cloud. After a while, that charge descends from the cloud to the ground. But the visible part of a lightning bolt is the stream that goes from the ground, which is positively charged, back up to the cloud.
We can learn a lot from lightning.
If we sit and wait for inspiration to strike, we may be waiting a long time. Forever, maybe. Which is great, because that gives us an excuse. It wasn’t that we didn’t want to write. definitely not. We were just waiting for inspiration to hit.
The bitter truth is that you have to write without inspiration. Like lightning, you’ve got to start at ground-level and build something that’ll make the heavens sit up and take notice. Or maybe just get the attention of your readers.
I’ve written more than seventy books. You’d think it would be no problem for me to sit down and write. But I don’t always feel like writing. Sometimes I feel like taking a nap. Or kayaking. Or watch that TV show everybody’s clamoring about.
Still, I write.
Right now, I’m writing Lost Days, a Renaissance fantasy for reluctant readers that’s currently in the middle of a Kickstarter funding campaign. Sometimes I love writing it, and I can’t wait to sit down at my computer. Other times not so much.
I’m human, you know?
But the biggest difference between me and a lot of people who want to write–or want to be writers–is that they give in to the temptation to lead normal lives and back-burner that novel they were working on. And I don’t. They may have more talent than I do. A lot more maybe, who knows? Yet I’m the one with seventy-plus books under his belt.
So if you want to be a writer, I’m begging you–don’t wait for lightning to strike. Build it from the ground up. It’s harder that way, sure, but some day your readers will thank you for it.